Wednesday, 15 April 2009

Been watching too much Spaced


LAST NIGHT?
LAST NIGHT WAS AN A-1, TIP-TOP,
CLUBBING JAM FARE!
IT WAS A SANDWICH OF FUN ON ECSTASY BREAD!
WRAPPED UP IN A BIG BAG
LIKE
DISCO FUDGE!
   

Saturday, 11 April 2009

Epicurus


Throughout the lands man lay miserably crushed 
Before all eyes beneath Religion- who 

Would show her head along the region skies, 
Glowering on mortals with her hideous face- 
A Greek it was who first opposing dared 
Raise mortal eyes that terror to withstand, 
Whom nor the fame of Gods nor lightning's stroke 
Nor threatening thunder of the ominous sky 
Abashed; but rather chafed to angry zest 
His dauntless heart to be the first to rend 
The crossbars at the gates of Nature old. 
And thus his will and hardy wisdom won; 
And forward thus he fared afar, beyond 
The flaming ramparts of the world, until 
He wandered the unmeasurable All. 
Whence he to us, a conqueror, reports 
What things can rise to being, what cannot, 
And by what law to each its scope prescribed, 
Its boundary stone that clings so deep in Time. 
Wherefore Religion now is under foot, 
And us his victory now exalts to heaven.

-Lucretius, De Rerum Natura I, Ode to Epicurus

Saturday, 4 April 2009

Muchachos






Also, thanks very much to Uncle Ash, who incorporated Funkasaurus into his new mp3 website!
Check it out and get funky before extinction strikes!

Wednesday, 1 April 2009

Wit





IT'S MY SIXTIETH BATCH OF ANTI-BULLSHIT.
A WHOLE SIXTY BATCHES. 
PRETTY EPIC.
EVEN MORE EPIC IF I HADN'T MADE ALL THIS FUSS ONLY TEN BATCHES AGO.
AND YET... 
IT IS STILL EPIC.
ASTOUNDING.
YES, DEAR GAPING GOO-GOO-EYED READERS,
THIS BATCH,
THIS SIXTIETH 
BATCH OF ANTI-BULLSHIT
IS SO 
AMAZING,
SO FANTASTIC,
SO 
MIND-NUMBINGLY BRILLIANT
THAT IT WILL 
LITERALLY 
RAPE
YOUR 
BRAIN!...



APRIL FOOL.
SUCKERS...